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[Apr. 26th, 2006|12:26 pm] |
Whoops. But whenever I do update I get in trouble. So I try to keep that crap to a minimum. I was on Meet the Press on Sunday. I kicked ass. I'm going to the Orioles game with Adam so that should be a lot of fun. Just some father and son time. Donna goes to the doctor tomorrow so I'm going to keep my fingers crossed. |
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| I Hate Toby |
[Apr. 9th, 2006|03:18 pm] |
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He's such a gloater. Plus he wouldn't let us get hookers in Indiana. It's not cheating if it's a hooker. Everyone knows that. We could have sent the boys to the arcade or something. But no, Mr. Always Faithful With High Morals wouldn't do it. He makes me sick. I mean geez, he's never done anyone but Liz. That's totally not natural. So three days in godforsaken Indiana and not even a hooker to show for it. And now he's all gloating about remembering the anniversary of the day he proposed to Liz. He makes me so sick I could vomit. |
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| damnit |
[Mar. 29th, 2006|09:38 pm] |
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I had a shitty day. I screwed up big time. I swear if Toby doesn't stop rubbing it in my face I'm going to scream. Like a lot. Or you know, kick his ass |
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| Finishing this crap Liz sent me. |
[Mar. 18th, 2006|06:36 pm] |
Noah...I miss him everyday
Oval Office...the awe never wears off
Politics
Questions...I hate people who ask assloads of questions.
Republicans are stupid and they suck.
Sex or Sam or you know Sex and Sam
The Mets...they kick ass over the Yankees any day.
Underwear...I've seen Liz's
Victory is mine.
Wowmen...I love women.
X-ray...had lots of those after my thing.
Young...I'm still young.
Ziegler...he bugs the hell out of me but I want to be the kind of father he is. |
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| I'll do A-Z |
[Mar. 18th, 2006|06:22 pm] |
A-Adam... my son
B-beautiful women... they flock to me
C-cunning... I can work out any deal
D-democrat... through and through
E-Elizabeth... my best friend
F-finest bagels and muffins... what I eat
G-genius of politics... congress is scared of me
H-handsome... yeah that's me
I-incredible in bed... that's what my women say
J-Joshua... yeah that's me too
K-keg of glory... what I drink from
L-liberal... another thing I have in common with Toby
M-Mets... better than the Yankees |
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| haven't updated in a while |
[Mar. 14th, 2006|08:32 pm] |
I'm not dead or anything. Just been busy. Toby was bugging me all day to update today. It's like he is nosy or in love with me. I'll go with both of them. HAHA. Everything is good and busy. I'm doing great. Been working out, to get buff. Yeah, so the ladies will love me even more than they already do. Go me |
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| it happens |
[Jan. 16th, 2006|08:55 pm] |
So Ziegler is saying he would never cheat on Liz. I don't buy it. It happens. Temptation comes along and bam, you do it. Literally. You really don't mean for it to happen. It just happens. Leaving regret. So I smell a big fat liar with burning pants |
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| I got lucky last night |
[Jan. 11th, 2006|09:24 pm] |
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Eat that TobyBear Jackass. Did Donna twice last night. Hard. She was screaming and moaning and it was great. I think we woke up the kid. I heard movement in the hall. Oh well, it's not like he doesn't know we have sex. I mean he knows how he got here and all. So he shouldn't be too screwed up. It's not like we let him watch or anything. But anyway it was great. I'm off to conquer and pillage on the Hill now. Run and hide little Senators, run and hide. |
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| I hate him |
[Jan. 6th, 2006|08:54 pm] |
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He's such a brag. He's a show off. I hate him. Liz needs better. She deserves better. Because he's a grouch ass. I hate him so very much |
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| I hate Toby |
[Jan. 2nd, 2006|07:04 pm] |
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With a passion. I really do. If I hear him bragging about how much sex he gets one more time I'm gonna go postal or something. They're like freaks they do it so much. And all his damn bragging about how she takes whatever he does. Why can't Donna do that? I wanna do Liz. Come on Toby, let me do Liz. Just once or twice then you can have her back. We can even drug her so she won't know. Come on, please. I'll do anything you want in return. |
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